Lunch Break Zen

Forget boring spreadsheets, write your own ten-minute Bollywood blockbuster! And if the printer throws another paper tantrum, just counter with a downward-facing dog at your desk (yoga pants optional, stapler projectiles not). Every five minutes can be a mini-mindfulness mission, like savoring a chai break like a sacred ceremony. Remember, you're not a machine, you're a warrior queen (or king) with a stapler sword and a chai chalice of inner peace. So slay stress with laughter, recharge with daydreams, and paint the cubicle jungle with your vibrant zen mayhem! Your ten-minute oasis awaits, fueled by laughter, samosas, and maybe a Bollywood dance break or two. Onward, warrior!